Some interesting jokes on "immigration reform."

Jay Leno: "Yesterday, President Bush gave a big speech about immigration reform. I don't know. Is President Bush really the best guy to talk about entering another country illegally?"

Jay Leno: "This problem of illegal immigration is nothing new. We've had this for a long time. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it 'White people.'"

David Letterman: "By the way, speaking of President Bush, right now he's in Cancun, Mexico. He's down there looking for tequila of mass destruction."

Jay Leno: "Well, the good news is Congress is cracking down on illegal immigration. The bad news, a head of lettuce will now cost $300."